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Crunge
adjective, noun
The state of being in which one or something is nasty/gnarly, but low-key cool. To be falling apart in a curated or aesthetically pleasing way.
Ex. Is that a vagabond or a fashion icon? He got big crunge.
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Countersoupism
noun
Ideology centered around the rejection of conventional soupism (see Soupism).
Ex. One who surrenders their soup to the earth might be interested in countersoupism.
Anti-O'HareAirtopia
noun
The act of being against the O'HareAirtopia (see O'HareAirtopia).
Ex. The Lorax was firmly Anti-O'HareAirtopia, but was exiled for his beliefs.
D̸͖͉̄̓͆̾́͌͗́̿̆͊͠a̵̲̬̱̙͖͔̭͑̕͜'̶͖͖̬͓̗̫̙̈́̏̎̐̿̇̽̔͊̒̎͘R̸̢̟̱̫̻̖͓̝͇͖̺̦͖̹̝̺̆̍͆̃̔̇̈̿͠ͅơ̶͍̠̦͂͛ ̵̛̣̫̥͎̰̥͔̫͕̮͎̟̘̓̌̍̃̈̆̈́͛̂͑̈̉͜͝͝T̷͖̆è̷̢̧̙̻̥̻͓̗̰̓̓̋͒̓̑͂͗͆̓͘͠r̴̰̼͗̀͛̾͒͊̔͐̋̾́͂̔͝͠ȧ̸̧̧̛̻̣̩̼̉̒̍̒͠͝ The Idiot God
proper noun
Devoid of cognition or purpose, his mindless existence defies mortal comprehension. See also, Yo̵̢̩̦͍͉͓̿͛͋̒̆̀̊̐̈́̉̄̊̕͜͠͠ͅͅg-Soṯ̷̑h̴̠̩̙̯̆͌͌̈́̌̊̋́͋̑̏̾̚͝o̵̢̙̗̠͍̼͒̆̋͒͑̊́̒͂̕̚͝th [realm of the dead mind].
Ex. D̸͖͉̄̓͆̾́͌͗́̿̆͊͠a̵̲̬̱̙͖͔̭͑̕͜'̶͖͖̬͓̗̫̙̈́̏̎̐̿̇̽̔͊̒̎͘R̸̢̟̱̫̻̖͓̝͇͖̺̦͖̹̝̺̆̍͆̃̔̇̈̿͠ͅơ̶͍̠̦͂͛ ̵̛̣̫̥͎̰̥͔̫͕̮͎̟̘̓̌̍̃̈̆̈́͛̂͑̈̉͜͝͝T̷͖̆è̷̢̧̙̻̥̻͓̗̰̓̓̋͒̓̑͂͗͆̓͘͠r̴̰̼͗̀͛̾͒͊̔͐̋̾́͂̔͝͠ȧ̸̧̧̛̻̣̩̼̉̒̍̒͠͝ cometh; his blind reign is nigh.
Non-accredited Civil Pancakery
noun
Civil Pancakery that is not recognized as meeting perscribed standards (see Accredited Civil Pancakery).
Ex. I'm looking forward to tomorrow's Non-accredited Civil Pancakery.
Cryptomigratory
adjective
Travel occuring under the guise of night or other hidden factors, such as fog.
Ex. The unicorn's cryptomigratory patterns have never been seen by the human eye.